Dallas Cowboys, For Sale, including Owner. $31.14

Dallas Cowboys Classifieds: Editorial

Listing News:

Dallas Cowboys For Sale
including Owner
$31.14
(Cheerleaders not included.)

Also not included,
is the famed Dallas Cowboys Football Stadium.

As it is owned by...

Eli Manning

The Owner (Jerry Jones) is included however,
as that's what this team has become since Arkansas Jerry's take over of the Dallas Cowboys.

A Bunch of "Good-Ole-Boys" from Arkansas!

Meaning no offense to the people of Arkansas, of course.
As they make great neighbors being, "harmless".

Unless, your name happens to be "Lewinsky".

In which case, and in the End.
You will receive a Big Tip, and a Cigar!

Which is pretty much describes what Jerry Jones and his cow-Boys, have given their fans.

A Big Tip in the End.
While Jerry Jones Smokes The Cigar.

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So Enjoy! And of course, Buyer Beware!

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NOTE: The Dallas Cowboys Classifieds is following the example set forth by the Dallas Cowboys Organization in that we are being Totally Irresponsible in our game play, and will need to review what we've done, and make adjustments.

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